I can't help but wonder why The Devil's Warrior Alliance leadership allows Feyd Rautha Harkonnen to speak for them in the forums. I always considered The Devil's a class act, not just effective, but respectable. But that's not what I see when I read one of his posts here. Yuck! And if I were a potential client, I think I'd be going elsewhere just on the basis of his comments.

If you want an effective group, this is a good one. Sad to see the kind of advertising they've taken up, though.

Too much D3?

I'm at work and vertical, that's the best I can do I'm afraid.

Love it. Bless.

Was telling Jam earlier today about my 5yr old who is trained to scream "PLUS ONE!" if I'm afk.

It's almost Christmas and activity will undoubtedly sky-rocket as people flock to their PCs in order to get away from their fat, ungrateful capitalist families.

You know that guy you hate? The one in local that's always talking about his Orca boosts and how he has a new skin and blah-blah-de-blahditty-blah? Yeah? Well he's going to buy himself a pimp fit Marauder for Christmas with plex. Mmm... shiny new Marauder... and then what do you think is going to happen? He's going to go on and on and on about how much ISK he's making until you're blue in the porthole.

We have duct tape and ball gags.

Just sayin.

Damnit Ralph I need those devil thongs by Christmas, where are they??!!

Reliable, dependable and lots of other words ending in 'able'.

Hire these guys, they won't let you down.

Farewell, it's been fun!

Hey. I found this thing. It was on page two. That's not okay.
Correctification ensues.

Now, if you don't mind, I must go forth and seek out a clown to murder.

I'll extend my offer here as I did in the other thread.

Repo was an empire merc corp back in the day (07-09). When the mechanics changed to support mass decs and hub camping we left the merc ranks.... to be more exact we mostly disbanded. Mercing was becoming more about the kb and less about the service, so we closed up shop. Over the course of eons (4 or so weeks) we all ended up back together in wh space. I had an alt in a C6 corp. It was fun stuff so the C6 corp created an alliance and we reformed repo industries under the mom and pop ammo shop flag and joined the alliance. The alliance was transmission lost. We got into a C2-HS/C4 statics to learn the wh facet of eve. Some alliance drama crept into TL, so we left. We formed R.E.P.O and grabbed a C5-C5 and set up a home. Several years later (now) the spirit of repo industries is back home in it's original merc corp.

We're a small tight group. We just got burned out of our last C5-C2 home by NoVac a few months back. We're now in a C4. The pvp is a bit more steady and (ignoring the billions that were lost) overall I'd say it was a good move. Life is good!

So that's the history. You can pull up our kb and see that in our hearts we log in to pew. A twist for some of you - we log in to pew. We don't log in to win. We don't take really bad fights (ok mostly we don't, but sometimes you might be able to second guess the tactical soundness of some decisions), but we are comfortable fighting outnumbered.

So that's the now. Here's the sales pitch. Feel free to visit our public channel and we'll even get any of you guys on comms that are interested enough. I'm a cynical fanatic as a recruiter, but I think I know enough about at least a few of you that if you want to try something new we'll open our doors to you. We're ok w/ purple fleets also so there is that. We may be THE definition of eve casual. This is open stuff - I'm not trying to poach (well... maybe a little, but not in a sneaky way). Come as a group, an individual or a bored fleet looking to stir something up. Heck we'll give you a route in and pew your faces of if it's that kind of a night.

(Makes ridiculous 'call me' hand gesture)

I don't normally bump this thread but a little story popes into my head and I felt like sharing

A couple of months ago we were bored and raz was sitting in amarr with an alt giggling with feckless abandon at a couple of hot heads ripping on one another in Amarr local.
Anyway being the good sport he is raz waits till they get good and heated and then pushes the big red button on one of them just to see what happens.

Obviously hilarious raging and smack talk ensues and we all get a good belly ache over it but the reason I bring this up is,
Eventually they figure out it was us that dropped the dec and one of them says in local

"Oh wait, it wasn't you it was the devils warrior alliance, who the **** are these dicks"


Amarr local : ...


For a good 30 - 50 seconds Amarr local is totally silent.


You want that effect ,

pay us for it.


Edit : devils related novelty shtuffs to be confirmed soonish (whenever I can get my drunk ass to work)

Thank you Mo. I'll agree to hear the case in light of the judge being absent. I'll also take this time to vouch for Mobadder's third party services.

To the point, the Inquisition holds DWA in the highest regards. They are free of Nitshe alts, and I have flown with several devils on occasions past.

Ichooseyou, since the burden of proof is on you, do you have anything relevant to say before the Inquisition delivers justice to your Corp .... Er... I mean carefully weighs the evidence?

LOL.

I once went for hot stone treatment on my back. It was very nice except for the fact that the young gentleman who was treating me had wood.

I made some light-hearted quip about it (something along the lines of "Is that for me to bite down on?") and within seconds he'd dragged me off the bed and started swinging at me (his arms, that is).

After what seemed like forever he calmed down, most likely due to the fact that I had him in an arm lock. He apologised, I paid and I left.

What I've always wanted to know is this - was he angry because I made what could be misconstrued as a suggestion that he was gay (not bothered - quite flattered in fact), or because I'd embarrassed him?

Anyway, it's nice to know you've still got it at my age.

Stuff, you know, things that make a woman annoyed af, then shortly after make a woman prep sandwiches as she isnt going to be able to make him a sandwich later.....